A Tale of Ministry

This is how a story should have gone:

I was walking this afternoon for exercise. A vehicle approached me from behind, and a fool threw her large paper cup from a fast food restaurant that was filled with Pepsi at me and it scared me as it exploded on my left shoulder and drenched my left ear and neck and everything below them with freezing, sticky disgustingness.

I responded by praying, “Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts, and see if there is any twisted way in me, and lead me in the eternal way.” (Psalm 139:23-24) Then, I prayed for the girl to be saved, set free from stupidity, addictions, sicknesses, injuries, and from the power of evil associates, including demons. (Luke 6:27-36)

Pray for me that I really do answer that way when it really does happen. Just in case, you know? I’ll be praying the same for both of us.